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Three Word Story

Post by Pig Nash on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:47 pm

Pretty simple, this is how you play:

User A wrote:Once there was
User B wrote:a weird guy
User C wrote:who went to

(Oh and I'll edit this post every few pages to include the whole story.)
The story so far:

Madison Square Three Word Story:

A man woke up in his apartment on the West side of the moon. He went to grab a mozzarella stick, but was distracted by another mozzarella food source. Except he didn't see that this mozzarella stick was a crooked purple vibrator that belonged to btown's sheep lover and most recent lay. He wondered, “How am I going to stick any more innuendo into this next five minutes of this circle jerk?” In the circle sweabs, btown and our protagonist wept violently, but they were unable to finish off what they had planned so eagerly.

Their great disappointment was made worse when btown could not stop reaching towards the red tasty marinara sauce, which he poured all over his erected wart covered middle finger. Then he began to perform fellatio on a poor, defenseless sperm whale. This led to big problems in little amounts of time. Jealousy was ruining sweabs and btown's relationship, but this whale shit was coming out of the whale's enormous fake pussy (which) caused much confusion among the blowhole watchers.

One of these guided tour boats swerved suddenly to avoid getting too close to the flotsam spewing vagina that btown was looking at with anticipation. He pounded his fist down a small woman's cleavage. Sweabs watched jealously and began to think about how he could make btown jealous. He started to make out with btown's sheep lover Miranda, but she was not reciprocating.

He forced his way in to her sheepish heart and she caved. He stared longingly at the sheep's big brass button that she used to fasten her sexy, little pink Victoria's Secret bow. Btown then went to town on the back of the whale to figure out how to make sweabs expatriate. Furthermore, he hurried down the...

I'll start...

A man woke


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Post by sig on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:52 pm

up in his

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Post by Pig Nash on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:53 pm

apartment on the

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Post by balloon on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:54 pm

West side of

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Post by Pig Nash on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:55 pm

the moon. He

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Post by balloon on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:59 pm

went to grab

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Post by sig on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:05 pm

a mozzarella stick

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Post by balloon on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:07 pm

but was distracted

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Post by sig on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:08 pm

by another mozzarella

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Post by balloon on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:09 pm

food source. Except

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Post by Trader Joe on Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:09 pm

he didn't see

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Post by balloon on Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:48 pm

that this mozzarella

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Post by Ms. Piggy on Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:20 pm

stick was a

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Post by cdash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:17 am

crooked purple vibrator

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Post by Doddage on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:21 am

that belonged to

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Post by cdash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:24 am

btowncolt's sheep lover

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Post by Pig Nash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:59 am

and most recent

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Post by balloon on Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:03 am

lay. He wondered

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Post by Pig Nash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:17 am

, "How am I

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Post by Trader Joe on Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:56 am

going to stick

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Post by Pig Nash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:58 am

any more innuendo

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Post by Trader Joe on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:08 am

into this next

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Post by Pig Nash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:11 am

five minutes of

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Post by Trader Joe on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:13 am

this circle jerk."

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Post by Pig Nash on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:14 am

In the circle

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